Quote from Janitor in My Life in Four Cameras
[sitcom fantasy:] J.D.: Beside, I defy you to find one other thing that I'm afraid of. Janitor: [enters] Moppin' time, moppin' time. [audience cheers] It's moppin' time. There he is. Yes, it's mopping time, my friend, and as you know, I always like to start in the exact spot you're standing. Let's get to work. Here we go. J.D.: Is that my new sweater? Janitor: No. This is my new sweater mop. J.D.: It went dynamite with my beige cords. Janitor: You mean my beige cord sponge?