Turk: You dated the devil.
Carla: Turk.
Turk: And you lied to me.
Carla: No, uh-uh. No. You never asked me if I dated Dr. Cox. You can ask me anything, I would never lie to you.
Turk: Do you sometimes wish I had hair?
Carla: Yes.
Turk: This is a nightmare. I'm standing here living in a nightmare.