J.D.: [v.o.] Just like that, love was in the air. It was as if our first date got other people talking about some of theirs.
Elliot: I had this one first date where the guy took me to play paintball. All he does the whole time is shoot me in the face. After two years with that guy, I'm like, "That's enough!" You know?
Janitor: Ha ha. First dates, huh? Somebody give me 700 bucks.
Todd: I went out with this girl. She was like the worst first date ever. I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and for some reason, I decide to take it out-
Carla: Okay. Your turn is done.