Quote from Turk in My Hypocritical Oath
Bouncer: All right, you three can go in. J.D.: Word. Bouncer: Uh-uh. You're out. Carla: Oh, look, sir- Turk: Baby, I got this. Listen here, man. My homey here, he's a little out of his mizzle, so I'm just saying for just a little bizzle, if you let him up in this pizzle, he'll be all chizzle. Bouncer: You out, too. Carla: Sir, this is for idiot number one, and this is for idiot number two. Bouncer: Come on, you fool.