J.D.: [v.o.] The key here is to not seem desperate.
J.D.: Please, Elliot. Please let me have sex. She's leaving tomorrow.
Elliot: It's simple, J.D., I'll give you the OK if you just admit we're not even.
J.D.: I am sorry, but that is one thing that will never happen.
[later, after seeing Molly stretch:]
J.D.: Fine, we're not even.
Elliot: Thank you.
J.D.: But Molly just left, so you have to call her at home.
Elliot: I'm not gonna do that. But, I will write you a note. "J.D. may fornicate with anyone."