Carla: Baby, check this out. Dr. Kelso just offered me Glenda's old job as administrative supervisor.
Turk: [indifferent] Oh, that's great, sweetie.
Carla: The job pays an extra seven thousand dollars a year.
Turk: [excited] My baby's an administrative supervisor! Let's celebrate! Whatever you want.
Carla: Oh, let's go shopping for a new duvet cover.
Turk: Oh, I'd love to. But my diabetes is acting up.