Quote from J.D. in My Office
J.D.: I am a medical professional, and you are not gonna get me to compete with Elliot. Dr. Cox: Well, Jo-Jo, right now she's winning. J.D.: Let me know how to get back on top. I'll do anything, even if it means I have to kill somebody. Dr. Cox: Well, you could start by getting the lightbulb out of this genius's pooper. Impress me. J.D.: Oh, I'll impress you! [fantasy: J.D. puts a hose in Lyle's mouth:] J.D.: Hit the water! [lightbulb pops out the rear] [reality:] J.D.: I'll impress him some other way.