J.D.: I am a medical professional, and you are not gonna get me to compete with Elliot.
Dr. Cox: Well, Jo-Jo, right now she's winning.
J.D.: Let me know how to get back on top. I'll do anything, even if it means I have to kill somebody.
Dr. Cox: Well, you could start by getting the lightbulb out of this genius's pooper. Impress me.
J.D.: Oh, I'll impress you!
[fantasy: J.D. puts a hose in Lyle's mouth:]
J.D.: Hit the water! [lightbulb pops out the rear]
[reality:]
J.D.: I'll impress him some other way.