Quote from Doug in My Office
Dr. Kelso: Maybe I wasn't clear. This patient is important. Translation: Don't pass him off to dumb guy. Doug: Sir, I take issue with that. Dr. Kelso: Son, you were gathering a group of large orderlies to get the lightbulb out of the patient by doing what? Doug: Shaking him like a beach towel. Dr. Kelso: Goodbye.