Quote from Turk in My Old Friend's New Friend
Carla: Look, why don't we pool our money together and buy one of those nice cute little Mini Coopers? Turk: Baby, a Mini Cooper? J.D.: [v.o.] And then the most amazing thing happened. Carla: I'll tell you what, Turk. Why don't you go pick out our car. J.D.: [v.o.] Carla let Turk make a decision. Turk: Okay. But, baby, you should know that it's not gonna be a Mini. 'cause ain't nothing really mini about me. J.D.: There isn't. Turk: There isn't!