Elliot: Catch me, stud. [they both fall to the ground] You know, most guys would have caught me. I love that you didn't.
J.D.: Oh, cool.
J.D.: [v.o.] Maybe Elliot's just not the right fit for me. I mean, I'm the kinda guy who likes stupid movies.
Elliot: Hey, let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight.
J.D.: [v.o.] And I have uncontrollable hostility towards small rodents.
Elliot: Or we could just go shoot rats at the dump.
J.D.: [v.o.] Dammit, she's perfect on paper. What the hell's wrong with me?