Quote from J.D. in My Self-Examination
Elliot: Catch me, stud. [they both fall to the ground] You know, most guys would have caught me. I love that you didn't. J.D.: Oh, cool. J.D.: [v.o.] Maybe Elliot's just not the right fit for me. I mean, I'm the kinda guy who likes stupid movies. Elliot: Hey, let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight. J.D.: [v.o.] And I have uncontrollable hostility towards small rodents. Elliot: Or we could just go shoot rats at the dump. J.D.: [v.o.] Dammit, she's perfect on paper. What the hell's wrong with me?