Larry: Look, kid, you're just confused. All you need to do is focus on the little things you love about her. Like, the way she puts out a cigarette or how when she finishes a beer, she looks inside the can just to check if there's any left.
J.D.: Hm?
Danni: Sweetie, it's 5 to 9, and my Denver omelet's not gonna make itself.
J.D.: It's 5 to 9?! I gotta go! [v.o.] Oh, he is so the Soup Nazi. Trick him! [out loud] What is it again? It's like, you're out of luck in the soup department?
Larry: No soup for you!
J.D.: Ha, rad.