J.D.: How could you do this to me?
Elliot: Do what?
J.D.: Oh, I don't know. Come over my house, sleep with me, and then dump me the minute Sean shows up so I feel like a complete loser.
Elliot: Oh, you seem real crushed. I mean, you jumped into bed with Danni so quick you didn't have time to change the sheets.
J.D.: You know I only have one set.