Dr. Cox: I do not have a crush.
Carla: What is this?
Dr. Cox: That is a form allowing Mr. Stockton's band to come visit him so that Dr. Miller will be happy that I did a nice thing for her. [pathetic whimper]
Carla: Turk, he wants to be with Dr. Miller because he thinks it'll make him what?
Turk: Happy.
Carla: Exactly. But he's really only happy when he's?
Turk: Miserable.
Carla: Right! So why does he really want to be with Dr. Miller?
Turk: 'cause she got big-ass boobies.
Carla: No, no, no. Because he likes being miserable.
Dr. Cox: If I actually enjoyed being miserable, then why wouldn't I stay here talking to you two? [whistles]