Quote from Dr. Cox in My Choosiest Choice of All
Dr. Cox: I do not have a crush. Carla: What is this? Dr. Cox: That is a form allowing Mr. Stockton's band to come visit him so that Dr. Miller will be happy that I did a nice thing for her. [pathetic whimper] Carla: Turk, he wants to be with Dr. Miller because he thinks it'll make him what? Turk: Happy. Carla: Exactly. But he's really only happy when he's? Turk: Miserable. Carla: Right! So why does he really want to be with Dr. Miller? Turk: 'cause she got big-ass boobies. Carla: No, no, no. Because he likes being miserable. Dr. Cox: If I actually enjoyed being miserable, then why wouldn't I stay here talking to you two? [whistles]