Brian: I could never get a girl like that.
Turk: Why?
Brian: Well, girls don't usually go for the piano-playing power geek.
Turk: Are you a good pianist?
Turk: [v.o.] Pianist. [laughs]
Brian: Yeah, I got a scholarship to Juilliard.
Turk: Bry-Bry, you're in the money! Girl's love the artsy type. You'll be getting more tail than you know what to do with.
Brian: Oh, okay.
Turk: "Tail" is sex, Brian.
Brian: Oh, awesome!