Quote from Turk in His Story II
Turk: Check out Cox and Kelso fighting over Dr. New Girl! [fantasy: Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso are pulling on Dr. Miller's arms] Dr. Cox: Bobby, give me a break. Dr. Kelso: No, she's coming with me! Dr. Cox: Like you'll get near this. Dr. Kelso: I want her. Dr. Cox: Too late for you. She's mine! [After the tear off Dr. Miller's arms, they start hitting each other with them] [reality:] Turk: She'll have to get one of those cars you drive with your feet.