Quote from J.D. in My Moment of Un-Truth
Carla: Well, this is nice, after all these years actually being out with you. Ron: Yeah, so where do you want to sit? Carla: How about here? Man: We have a lovely selection of condoms. Carla: Ooh, lemon zinger! [reality:] J.D.: Uncool. Turk: What were you thinkin' about? J.D.: What you'd look like if you were Chinese. Turk: Me, too! J.D.: [v.o.] Ooh, that was lucky.