Carla: Well, this is nice, after all these years actually being out with you.
Ron: Yeah, so where do you want to sit?
Carla: How about here?
Man: We have a lovely selection of condoms.
Carla: Ooh, lemon zinger!
[reality:]
J.D.: Uncool.
Turk: What were you thinkin' about?
J.D.: What you'd look like if you were Chinese.
Turk: Me, too!
J.D.: [v.o.] Ooh, that was lucky.