J.D.: [v.o.] There's nothing worse than being around 2 people with a history.
Ron: So did Shari and Steve ever get married?
Carla: You didn't hear what happened?
J.D.: [v.o.] Please say you heard.
Ron: No, I didn't.
J.D.: [v.o.] Damn you, Ron!
Carla: Steve took a year off to take care of his parents, and while he was gone, Shari started seeing Dr. Harding.
Ron: No! Really?
Carla: Yes.
Ron: Shari and Gary?
Carla: But that summer, they took a river-rafting trip through the grand canyon and they both drowned.
J.D.: Oh, thank God! You know, 'cause they they both died doing what they loved. Rafting.