Dr. Kelso: Nurse Espinosa, it's been brought to my attention that there's been some inappropriate behavior lately.
Carla: I know. I brought it to your attention.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, it occurred to me that we can't allow this to continue.
Ted: It occurred to you because I researched case studies detailing the hospital's liability instead of going to single's night at the Korean church by my house.
Dr. Kelso: Ted's sad life aside, I have decided that you are going to run a sexual harassment seminar.
Carla: No one's gonna show up for that.
Dr. Kelso: It isn't optional. Anyone gets more than three complaints here in the box then they have to attend.
Janitor: Teddy, [Korean: "we missed you last night."]
Ted: [Korean: "Shut up."] What? He's baitin' me.