Quote from J.D. in My Screw Up
Turk: Listen, my butt is fabulous. A slice of that up here, you see that's just me spreading the wealth. Still, my mole is a part of my identity and I need you guys to convince Carla to get me out of this. Turk: I can't, I got things to do. Elliot: Like what? Dr. Cox took all your patients. [fantasy: J.D. playing poker with the one-handed security guard:] Leonard: Gin. J.D.: Dammit. Nice hand. I meant the cards. [reality:] J.D.: I gotta win my money back from Leonard. You know, the guy with the giant afro.