Turk: Listen, my butt is fabulous. A slice of that up here, you see that's just me spreading the wealth. Still, my mole is a part of my identity and I need you guys to convince Carla to get me out of this.
Turk: I can't, I got things to do.
Elliot: Like what? Dr. Cox took all your patients.
[fantasy: J.D. playing poker with the one-handed security guard:]
Leonard: Gin.
J.D.: Dammit. Nice hand. I meant the cards.
[reality:]
J.D.: I gotta win my money back from Leonard. You know, the guy with the giant afro.