Danni: Hi, J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, my God. What do you say to a girl you dumped three weeks ago?
J.D.: I destroyed that videotape we made.
Danni: What tape?
[video: Danni playing golf and hitting J.D. in the nuts with the club:]
J.D.: [groans; stands up] Danni, if you don't act concerned, no one at America's Funniest Home Videos will think this is real.
Danni: Can we just go home and have sex?
J.D.: No! Again, from the top.
[present:]
J.D.: Now I'll never meet Bob Saget.