Quote from J.D. in My Clean Break
J.D.: Hey, Chocolate Bear. I didn't have time to shower this morning. Did you wax your dome? Turk: I sure did! Why? [J.D. rubs his hands across Turk's head, then runs his hands through his own hair to style it] J.D.: Thanks, pal! Turk: Uh-huh. J.D.: Hold up! [runs hands across Turk's head, then his lips] Chapped! Turk: Easy, Moose, that stuff is forty bucks a tin.