Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Fifteen Seconds
Ted: Sir, we've got some complaints that the new discount stethoscopes you ordered are uncomfortably tight. I contacted the manufacturer, but apparently he's decided to focus more on his hand-made smoking paraphernalia. Dr. Kelso: Nonsense! [hissing] These are fine! Ted: [muffled] Are you okay Dr. Kelso? Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] Sweet dancing Jehovah! I've punctured my brain!