J.D.: See, things never really change around here. Surgical and Medical still play each other in basketball.
Man: I'm gonna toast you so bad, your momma ain't even gonna recognize you!
J.D.: Yeah? Well I heard that your sister started drinking again!
J.D.: [v.o.] I'm still not great at smack-talk.
J.D.: So, it's not supposed to be true?
Turk: No. Oh, let it pour, big guy.