Carla: Turk, are you sure you're happy we're doing this?
Turk: Are you kidding? It's my ideal wedding. It's cheap, there's no hassle, plus you said you'd call my mom and explain to her why she wasn't invited.
Carla: No, I didn't. What's in it for me?
Turk: This.
Carla: My God! Give me the phone. I'll call her right now. [Turk takes his cell phone out] You are such a mama's boy.
Turk: Please. [to phone] Dial Mommy.