Dr. Cox: Ted, why don't you be a sport and get us started?
Ted: [clears throat] People, we're here today-
Dr. Cox: Snore. New idea. We're all going to clam up for about an hour so I can get some shuteye. Oh, and nervous guy?
Doug: Yes, Dr. Cox?
Dr. Cox: If I were you, I'd go ahead and swallow that entire mouthful of baby carrots. Because if I hear you make even one more damn crunch, I'm going to use the remainder of the carrots in that bag to make you completely airtight, son.
Doug: [chokes]