Quote from J.D. in My Kingdom
J.D.: Man, ever since college you always make everything seem so easy. No matter where you are, you always fit in. I don't know, I guess I thought with this surgery elective, it might be nice not to feel like a total dork. Turk: J.D., look at me. You are a dork. J.D.: Not all the time. Turk: Every second since the moment I met you. [flashback montage:] J.D.: Hey, I'm J.D. I am so stoked to be your roommate. Right on. J.D.: What are you talking about? You said hoops were cool. Hey, baby. Champag-nee? J.D.: Med-school chicks love ventriloquists. [as dummy] He's right, they do. J.D.: Tannest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle. J.D.: Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.