J.D.: Man, ever since college you always make everything seem so easy. No matter where you are, you always fit in. I don't know, I guess I thought with this surgery elective, it might be nice not to feel like a total dork.
Turk: J.D., look at me. You are a dork.
J.D.: Not all the time.
Turk: Every second since the moment I met you.
[flashback montage:]
J.D.: Hey, I'm J.D. I am so stoked to be your roommate. Right on.
J.D.: What are you talking about? You said hoops were cool. Hey, baby. Champag-nee?
J.D.: Med-school chicks love ventriloquists. [as dummy] He's right, they do.
J.D.: Tannest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle.
J.D.: Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.