Quote from Ted in My Philosophy
Ted: So I hear they're making that office into the ladies' locker room? Dr. Kelso: Yes, Ted. Ted: Bummer. Hey, maybe, whoever's over here might not stay there forever. [later:] Dr. Mitchell: Well, I'm doing a research fellowship, so I'll be anywhere from 15 to 25 years. Ted: That's a long time. Dr. Mitchell: Yeah! Ted: [to Dr. Kelso] You'll probably be dead.