J.D.: Congratulations. When are you gonna ask her?
Turk: Tonight. I'm going to make her a nice dinner and then I'm going to put the ring in her champagne glass.
J.D.: Might as well put it in her cham-lame glass.
Turk: Okay, Mr. Know-it-all, what would you do?
J.D.: Okay, first you go to get, like, 50 candles, right? Spread 'em all over the room with some rose petals.
Turk: Right, because the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing.
J.D.: Like a meadow in springtime.
Carla: What are you talking about?
Turk: Nothing. Guy talk.
J.D.: Yeah, bitches and hos.