J.D.: [v.o.] OK, just give her a casual nod. You don't want Turk to know what's going on.
Turk: Dude, you're totally hitting that.
J.D.: How do you do that?
Turk: It's a gift. Remember last time you two got together?
J.D.: Relax. We're just having fun.
Turk: What, are you guys just sex buddies? [fanfare]
J.D.: Fa-shizzle.
Turk: Okay, I don't wanna get all Dr. Phil on you, but women have a hard time separating sex from emotions.
So you may think you're just tapping that right now, but pretty soon she's gonna be like, "J.D., I need you."