[J.D. watches as Turk and Carla kiss]
J.D.: Hey, how you doing?
Turk: I know we put on a hell of a show, but, dude, put some shades on or somethin'.
J.D.: Let's not make a big deal out of this.
Carla: J.D., when was the last time you got laid?
J.D.: [v.o.] OK, just subtly take the spotlight off yourself.
J.D.: Once on a red-eye flight, Turk groped a transsexual.
Turk: Baby, it was dark, and he/she had a body that was rockin'.
J.D.: [v.o.] Mission accomplished.