Quote from J.D. in My Monster
[J.D. watches as Turk and Carla kiss] J.D.: Hey, how you doing? Turk: I know we put on a hell of a show, but, dude, put some shades on or somethin'. J.D.: Let's not make a big deal out of this. Carla: J.D., when was the last time you got laid? J.D.: [v.o.] OK, just subtly take the spotlight off yourself. J.D.: Once on a red-eye flight, Turk groped a transsexual. Turk: Baby, it was dark, and he/she had a body that was rockin'. J.D.: [v.o.] Mission accomplished.