Carla: Hey, can someone tell me why we have no milk or orange juice, but, like, 40 fruit cups in here?
J.D.: [v.o.] The average resident owes over $100,000 in med school loans and makes about as much as a waiter. So you have to do things to make ends meet. Like you can cover someone's shift. Or you can steal stuff from the hospital. Or you can moonlight at an urgent care center. Or you can steal stuff. Or your dad can pay for everything. Or... Well, you know.