Janitor: I was in the military.
J.D.: Where did you come from?
Janitor: If I find out you're wearing a bronzy without having served, I'll make things uncomfortable for you.
J.D.: [v.o.] Coat-wearing doctors do not take this crap.
J.D.: You were never in the military.
Janitor: Yes, I was.
J.D.: Which branch?
Janitor: The janitor branch.
J.D.: I'm watching you. That's right, Sasquatch.