Quote from Dr. Cox in My New Coat
Dr. Cox: Why in the hell are you wearing a coat? J.D.: 'cause I'm a doctor. Dr. Cox: Look, Babs, if you're truly worried about people seeing your ass, just go ahead and do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist. J.D.: Well, I look doctorly. Dr. Cox: No, you look like the guy who goes to a garage sale, buys a bronze star, pins it to his lapel and then tells everyone to call him Sarge. And nobody likes that guy. Not a soul.