Dr. Cox: Why in the hell are you wearing a coat?
J.D.: 'cause I'm a doctor.
Dr. Cox: Look, Babs, if you're truly worried about people seeing your ass, just go ahead and do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.
J.D.: Well, I look doctorly.
Dr. Cox: No, you look like the guy who goes to a garage sale, buys a bronze star, pins it to his lapel and then tells everyone to call him Sarge. And nobody likes that guy. Not a soul.