Turk: I know Dr. Wen recommended Bonnie.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turk, I chose you over that nice young lady because we're going to be moving around a lot and I can't be pulling over every two minutes for pee-pee stops and nylons that come in plastic eggs.
Turk: Dr. Kelso, don't you think that's a little sexist?
Dr. Kelso: I don't know, sport. Is it sexist to hold the door for a woman? Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos? The rules have changed so much, I just can't keep up. Tell you what, let's stop jiggling each other's marbles. You decide who should go. That way, when you choose yourself, I won't have to deal with all this horrible guilt.