J.D.: So basically, Mr. Davis, you received a blunt trauma to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum.
Mr. Davis: Great, and that means?
J.D.: You broke your penis.
Mr. Davis: Wow, I can't wait to get my cast signed.
J.D.: Yeah, I gotta tell you, it's such an unusual case. Would you mind if I try and get it published in a medical journal?
Mr. Davis: [sarcastically] That would be fantastic.
J.D.: I'll let you mull it over.