Dr. Kelso: Dr. Dorian. Here you go, whizz kid.
J.D.: Oh, is that my new nickname? Because I actually thought people were going to start calling me that in high school when I was in our production The Wiz. It was a sort of hip version of The Wizard of OZ. Nipsey Russell played the Tin Man. [singing] Ease on down, Ease on down the road [talking] Remember that? No? Well, anyway, kids can be mean and everyone just started calling me Dorothy. High school was hard.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm sorry, sport. I was thinking about soup.