Carla: We were talking about our relationship and how great everything is going. And all I said was, "It's weird to think I'll never date again."
Turk: Oh, that's close, honey, but not quite what you said. See, what you said was, "It's weird to think I'll never get to date again." You see that? "Get to date again", like she's missing out. How messed up is that?
Carla: I did not say "get". And you're being ridiculous. What do you think, J.D.?
J.D.: [v.o.] Careful, Tiger. Careful.
J.D.: I wish people would call me Tiger.
Carla: What?