[fantasy: J.D. sees people from the hospital in his bathroom mirror:]
Jordan: No, no, no. You can't forget about these.
Nurse Roberts: I'd pull those hands back if you wanna keep 'em, Q-tip.
Ted: That's just the kind of thing that can be construed as sexual harassment. Got a few hairs in the sink, there, huh? For God's sake, man, don't comb so hard.
J.D.: All right, enough is enough!
Janitor: [in the shower] I guess I don't fit in with your mirror friends. [takes shower head] Enjoy.
J.D.: [v.o.] I don't know why my mind is all over the place. Maybe it's because today isn't just any other day. It's my last day as an intern.