[fantasy: J.D. sees people from the hospital in his bathroom mirror:]
Jordan: We could shower together for old time's sake.
J.D.: You know, I never would've slept with you if you'd told me you were Dr. Cox's ex-wife.
Dr. Cox: What was that, Newbie?
Jordan: Relax. He doesn't know.
J.D.: He likes Carla anyway.
Turk: I got Carla wrapped around my finger.
J.D.: I heard that!
Carla: What are you guys talking about?
J.D.: Nothing.
Turk: Thank you.
J.D.: Forget about it.