Quote from J.D. in My Way or the Highway
J.D.: You were going to back me up. Turk: He's had ulcerative colitis for ten years. Mr. Hoffner: And no girlfriends. It's a gassy disease. J.D.: You can't consider it a reoccurrence. He was under-treated the last time. Turk: He's high risk for colon cancer. J.D.: That's why we're going to give him frequent colonoscopies. Mr. Hoffner: How frequent? J.D.: I can't believe you're trying to turn this into a competition. Luckily, it's not up to you. It's up to Mr. Hoffner. Mr. Hoffner: I'm going to go with surgery. J.D.: You're getting meat for dinner. Mr. Hoffner: I eat chicken.