J.D.: You were going to back me up.
Turk: He's had ulcerative colitis for ten years.
Mr. Hoffner: And no girlfriends. It's a gassy disease.
J.D.: You can't consider it a reoccurrence. He was under-treated the last time.
Turk: He's high risk for colon cancer.
J.D.: That's why we're going to give him frequent colonoscopies.
Mr. Hoffner: How frequent?
J.D.: I can't believe you're trying to turn this into a competition. Luckily, it's not up to you. It's up to Mr. Hoffner.
Mr. Hoffner: I'm going to go with surgery.
J.D.: You're getting meat for dinner.
Mr. Hoffner: I eat chicken.