Elliot: "My Bunny is a Baby Blue", "Bunny, How Things Change", "B-U-N-N-Y Spells Love to Me?" Ten songs about Bunny, not one song about his wife.
Turk: That's because it's physically impossible to write a love song about anyone named Enid.
Elliot: Turk, don't you get it? This tape shows exactly why Kelso is Kelso. I mean, he used to be this beautiful, wonderful, sweet, caring man. He found the love of his life, and she slips through his hands?
Carla: Oh, that is so sad.